Johnny Appleseed

I think we all try to be good people, thats why its not cool to over credit someone for their good deeds, like Johnny Appleseed.

Breakdown his life, Johnny was a loitering vagrant who took his name as some wierd personal challenge. Well, in Ohio apperntly  that behavior makes you a 'Folk Hero'.

My problem is the, same people that celebrate Appleseed with festivals, are the same people that if he exsisted today, they'd be the first to complain to the cops. "Hello, there's a homeless dude digging holes in my lawn?......Yes he is wearing a tin pot on his head.."
"Johnny slept in my driveway, I drove an SUV, and that's the legend of Johnny Applesauce"