Hooters Billboard

Not sure if you’ve seen these billboards on the highways, but they annoy the hell out of me, “Hooters: Where everyone gets to hang w/ a Cheerleader!” Hey awesome, thanks for implying that without your restaurants losers like me, and every other guy in America would never get the chance to hang out with hot chicks.

Thanks Hooters, because people love it when ad campaigns point out how pathetic their lives are, think others should follow your lead.

Kraft Macaroni and Cheese: “Because your living dollar to dollar, and hell you gotta eat something.”

Verizon Wireless: “We got towers everywhere, so when she says she’s going to call and the phones not ringing, blame your personality.”

Bic Razors: “Because hell you were thinking of cutting yourself anyways..”