Let the Plants Die

October is here and people often say that this is the most beautiful time of the year because the leaves are changing colors. But leaves change colors because they are dying!

Leaves are the only living organisms that get more and more attractive the closer they get to death. Therefore they are most attractive at the moment of death...that would suck if that applied to us as humans. Well, it would be cool only when a really ‘hot’ chicks blows you off at a Nightclub. You’d just say “Aaaaghh....Who cares? By tomorrow afternoon, that bitch will be dead anyway.”


But I digress, I guess mocking the lives of plants is what you do when you reach the top of the food chain. I guess that’s why when we visit patients in the hospital we hand them flowers. It’s just our way of saying “Hey Buddy, at the very least.....you’ve outlived these plants.”






ps...this is my first journal entry, and for the record my humor is not dark or edgy, in this entry I was just trying to write the world’s “cutest joke about the death of plants”