This is my website people, lots of stuff to check out: video clips (from my DVD), audio clips (from my CD), photographs with me in them (proving I’m not a vampire), you can sign my guest book with a picture (thus proving that you're not a vampire), read my memoirs (pretentious way of saying stuff I wrote), and plenty of other things (hence the reason for all the buttons on your left). Also you’ll be happy to note that there are no other annoying (parentheses) anywhere else on this site. Also I'm the co-producer of an amazing monthly comedy show in NYC, check it out:¡Sacapuntas! Show

- Exponent, Baldwin Wallace College (campus newspaper)